it's quote time again.
an old girlfriend had taken me to some upscale prep store. not my kind of place
"here. what do you think of this?"
"...it's pink"
"its not pink. on a guy it's called salmon"
"i have no delusions about masculinity. that's pink. don't try and church it up with fashion bullshit."
"it's not pink...it's salmon. now try it on. you'd look cute in it"
"oh, come on! look at it, it's fucking pink!"
"would you quiet down?!"
"ask anybody."
"Peter...you're embarrassing me"
"i'm not paying thirty fucking dollars for a pink fucking shirt. you'd have to pay me instead"
"that's it. we're leaving"
"what? no lavender skirts for me to try?"
let's not forget the designer store in Vegas.
"$260??? for a pair of jeans? do they come with a blow job?!"
"Peter Thomas-!"
an old girlfriend had taken me to some upscale prep store. not my kind of place
"here. what do you think of this?"
"...it's pink"
"its not pink. on a guy it's called salmon"
"i have no delusions about masculinity. that's pink. don't try and church it up with fashion bullshit."
"it's not pink...it's salmon. now try it on. you'd look cute in it"
"oh, come on! look at it, it's fucking pink!"
"would you quiet down?!"
"ask anybody."
"Peter...you're embarrassing me"
"i'm not paying thirty fucking dollars for a pink fucking shirt. you'd have to pay me instead"
"that's it. we're leaving"
"what? no lavender skirts for me to try?"
let's not forget the designer store in Vegas.
"$260??? for a pair of jeans? do they come with a blow job?!"
"Peter Thomas-!"
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devil_bitch:
You know pink is the hot color for men this season. At least I would take you some place cool.
perfectly_flawed:
What, didnt you know that Pink was the new Red??