a while back, i found out that Ice Cube is playing the main role in the new XXX movie (not porn, the action movie). the more i think about that, the more it bothers me. the first movie was bad enough as it is. i only liked the part when he snowboarded in front of the avalanche, that's about it. though, if i were a snowboarder, i probably would've hated it because of lack of realism.
anyway, i finally figured out what bothers me. Vin Diesel was annoying enough as the main character in the first one because he couldn't deliver those horrible one-liners any better than those horrible writers could come up with them. now, we're going to have those horrible one-liners get "rapicized." think about it. every time he kills someone or knocks them out, we're going to have to deal with "BAM! waddup, g?" "BAM! you down, nigga!" it hurts just thinking about it. plus, Ice Cube is a good director, but one shitty actor. ugh.
anyway, i finally figured out what bothers me. Vin Diesel was annoying enough as the main character in the first one because he couldn't deliver those horrible one-liners any better than those horrible writers could come up with them. now, we're going to have those horrible one-liners get "rapicized." think about it. every time he kills someone or knocks them out, we're going to have to deal with "BAM! waddup, g?" "BAM! you down, nigga!" it hurts just thinking about it. plus, Ice Cube is a good director, but one shitty actor. ugh.
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Didn't have anything better to talk about huh?