You know how there are types of people that just irritate you right away? You don't know them, but you know you don't want to. I've figured out who that is for me: bathroom slobs.
In an office environment, you get know peoples' bathroom habits. I will end friendships over this, I shit (ha) you not!
Tip 1: Wash your hands. If you made a little tinkle, and your hands are yellow-free, I understand skipping this tip. If you took a dump... Wash. Your. Hands. There are people whose hands I will not shake now, no matter how rude I seem.
Tip 2: Walls are not where boogers go. Are we five? Seriously, there's TP right there.
Tip 3: If you make a toilet clog, tell someone. If you're too embarrassed, then pretend it was someone else. If you're a bad liar, hell, fix it yourself. What, are you above that station?
Tip 3: WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS
Tip 4: Keep your breathing and grunting under control. This whole thing is already distasteful; we don't need another instrument added to the orchestra. If this is really painful or taxing, see a doctor. Fiber One bars are 85 cents in the vending machine 30 feet away. EDIT: Whistling can be acceptable if you're good at it.
Tip 5: Seriously, if I get Pink Eye because you're scared of a little soap and water, I will find you.
Tip 6: For the fellas - aim.
In an office environment, you get know peoples' bathroom habits. I will end friendships over this, I shit (ha) you not!
Tip 1: Wash your hands. If you made a little tinkle, and your hands are yellow-free, I understand skipping this tip. If you took a dump... Wash. Your. Hands. There are people whose hands I will not shake now, no matter how rude I seem.
Tip 2: Walls are not where boogers go. Are we five? Seriously, there's TP right there.
Tip 3: If you make a toilet clog, tell someone. If you're too embarrassed, then pretend it was someone else. If you're a bad liar, hell, fix it yourself. What, are you above that station?
Tip 3: WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS
Tip 4: Keep your breathing and grunting under control. This whole thing is already distasteful; we don't need another instrument added to the orchestra. If this is really painful or taxing, see a doctor. Fiber One bars are 85 cents in the vending machine 30 feet away. EDIT: Whistling can be acceptable if you're good at it.
Tip 5: Seriously, if I get Pink Eye because you're scared of a little soap and water, I will find you.
Tip 6: For the fellas - aim.
And thank you for the face hugger pic, it made me laugh.