petewyse

...was my staff xmas party, and seeing as it's a new job and I really enjoy it, naturally I wanted to make a good impression. I set out with a simple plan, don't be a dick and don't take off your clothes. In other words, don't act like I normally do!! I managed both, however - halfway through the night I did catch myself talking about anal sex, getting arrested, drinking sambuka from a girls ass crack and generally touching on subjects I probably should avoid.

Turns out nurses and the NHS IT dept are a bunch of crude fuckers!! THANK GOD. Had a great time, got a little drunk, and most important of all... I think I still have a job on Monday! Winner.