...but this article is fucking genius! And I'm sure some of you will agree
http://www.morebeans.com/publications/716-101-hilarious-things-you-can-call-your-lady-garden--102?uid=196683&alh=796adfc0691dd266320676437c5aacf7&utm_campaign=Mbbestbits&utm_content=180412641&utm_medium=email&utm_source=Mbbestbits_email