I spent 16 hours of suffering, frozen and soaking wet in this weekend's record shittiest weather ever. Driving shitty standard transmission motorcycles just under half as powerful as my own bike. Automatic transmission sucks Godzilla cock, and I don't know why any of you would bother with it (which confirms a lot of what I think of people in general). My clutch arm is fucked, which should be great for my workout. :| So what do I have to show for any of this? Well, I scored perfect on my M2 test, which means that my restrictions are lifted and I no longer have to worry about being pulled over when I've got a rider or when I'm riding at night. The only restriction I have to live with is that my blood alcohol level must be zero, which means nothing since I've never had a drink in my life, so yay me. Anyway, moral of the story: Look out motherfuckers, because Pete Rock is street legal. BraaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Alright, now on to the lightning round....
+ I wish I could save more than 5 favorite SuicideGirls on my page. Someone do something about that.
+ I'm going to Calgary on business for three or four days in May. I'll be glad to get away for even that long, as people here seem to be squarely focused on discovering all-new ways to disappoint and annoy me.
+ Tomb Raider on the 360 isn't bad at all.
+ Brain Age for the DS isn't bad; Electroplankton defies your best efforts to justify the purchase to your friends.
+ The nipple piercings are still healing nicely. I very badly want to change the jewelry, but I'm going to give it a little longer (though I'm not fucking waiting for 4 months like the piercing guy told me to).
+ Go to the gym. It works. I'm now into week 8 of my training, and I can tell you that the changes in my weight and build are more than sufficient reason to keep at it.
+ About the show: I know that I repeat jokes sometimes, but that's mostly for new people. It's also sometimes because I'm not into a particular show, I get lazy and I fall back on trusted material. When I'm really having a good time, I write a lot more new stuff at the show. So don't break my balls, keep me happy and watch me make with the funny.
+ I'm seriously considering becoming a makeout-slut. Kissing is super fun, and I'm pretty good at it.
+ Silent Hill is good enough for fans of the games. Like some of the people I've met from SG, the visuals are stunning, but the dialog is often unintentionally laughable and overwrought.
+ The vision in my left eye continues to deteriorate.
That's it for now. I don't know if anyone reads this space (I guess somebody must, as they leave comments), and I certainly don't know why they'd read it if they are. Blogging feels dangerously close to attention whoring to me, which is why I so rarely do it, so I hope it's worth something to someone.
See you at the show tonight. Be prepared to make out with me.
Alright, now on to the lightning round....
+ I wish I could save more than 5 favorite SuicideGirls on my page. Someone do something about that.
+ I'm going to Calgary on business for three or four days in May. I'll be glad to get away for even that long, as people here seem to be squarely focused on discovering all-new ways to disappoint and annoy me.
+ Tomb Raider on the 360 isn't bad at all.
+ Brain Age for the DS isn't bad; Electroplankton defies your best efforts to justify the purchase to your friends.
+ The nipple piercings are still healing nicely. I very badly want to change the jewelry, but I'm going to give it a little longer (though I'm not fucking waiting for 4 months like the piercing guy told me to).
+ Go to the gym. It works. I'm now into week 8 of my training, and I can tell you that the changes in my weight and build are more than sufficient reason to keep at it.
+ About the show: I know that I repeat jokes sometimes, but that's mostly for new people. It's also sometimes because I'm not into a particular show, I get lazy and I fall back on trusted material. When I'm really having a good time, I write a lot more new stuff at the show. So don't break my balls, keep me happy and watch me make with the funny.
+ I'm seriously considering becoming a makeout-slut. Kissing is super fun, and I'm pretty good at it.
+ Silent Hill is good enough for fans of the games. Like some of the people I've met from SG, the visuals are stunning, but the dialog is often unintentionally laughable and overwrought.
+ The vision in my left eye continues to deteriorate.
That's it for now. I don't know if anyone reads this space (I guess somebody must, as they leave comments), and I certainly don't know why they'd read it if they are. Blogging feels dangerously close to attention whoring to me, which is why I so rarely do it, so I hope it's worth something to someone.
See you at the show tonight. Be prepared to make out with me.
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And you're just now becoming a makeout slut? Welcome to grade nine.