So today Mary, the ex who i am still on good terms with, calls me and says, "I wanted to tell you this before anyone else does. I hooked up with Matt, some guy none of yall know but I do, this weekend." At first i was like ok i have no right to be mad or anything I was fine with it, But then i started thinking of this at work and i just got like pissed but i have no right to be. And now it wont get out of my head. I think im losing it....
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Mr. Garrison: Yeah, I tell you boys, women can kill. Poontang's expensive. That's why when it comes to chicks, I just screw them and leave them. I'd say "get out of my bedroom, poontank, before you suck my life dry!"
Have you ever tried meditation? I swear, it works wonders!