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I can't believe the week is almost over. So the is no longer mad at me. We've gone back to him beating me with a belt just because he feels like it, not because I've been bad. Every girl's fantasy, right?
Here's my complaint rant for the day:
As a huge proponent of animal play, most especially puppy play, I am extremely disappointed by the selection of puppy tail butt plugs out there. There's
this one, which I think looks more like a rat tail and isn't at all cute enough for a pup like me. Then there's this little number, which is kind of cuter and might suit me better, but again, it's a fox, not a puppy! The final contender is this little devil, which is from the same maker as my dearly beloved piggy tail, and would have the same highly desirable wiggle action. But once again, it doesn't really look like a puppy tail! It's enough to make me want to start making my own sex toys! Which do we think is better - the fox one or the devil one? Valentine's Day is approaching after all...
Thanks for devoting time out of your day to read about things I stick up my ass.