I essentially spent all weekend having sex. I know, I hate me too...
So the
came home really late, but it was because he won the game, so I suppose my new status as poker widow is at least excused by the new latex that will be arriving next week. I just love picturing him saying, "Come on, baby needs some new latex."
My mom has been much cooler about the
lately, she even suggested he come over for christmas. Bless her heart, when I look at it rationally I know it must be hard for her to chill with the guy who you know hogties and beats your daughter on a regular basis. But she's be blind if she didn't see how in love we are and how happy he makes me, so I have faith she'll come around.
My roomate gave me a deepfat fryer for christmas. I am totally fucked and have already ordered a plus sized clothing catalog. I'm having tempura girls night at my place on tuesday for some high school pals, should be a blast. And yes, I have already bought the twinkies and mini mounds bars.
I am currently in the middle of making my 8th batch of sugar cookies. Now I need to cut and bake them - I'm never getting to sleep tonight! And then I have two papers to write and a book to finish. This is what happens when you spend all weekend having sex. Poor me.
PS the dog bone gag is the best thing ever, had fun growling and scratching the
with it on. If I didn't have the one tiny shred of self-respect that I tenaciously cling to that prevents me from doing porn, I could so rock PetGirls.
PPS I took some great great great pictures of the new uber-cool ring gag, but the
expressly forbade me from posting them. Sorry, kids.
PPPS
So the
![ARRR!!!](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/pirate.9344b69ddfcd.gif)
My mom has been much cooler about the
![ARRR!!!](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/pirate.9344b69ddfcd.gif)
My roomate gave me a deepfat fryer for christmas. I am totally fucked and have already ordered a plus sized clothing catalog. I'm having tempura girls night at my place on tuesday for some high school pals, should be a blast. And yes, I have already bought the twinkies and mini mounds bars.
I am currently in the middle of making my 8th batch of sugar cookies. Now I need to cut and bake them - I'm never getting to sleep tonight! And then I have two papers to write and a book to finish. This is what happens when you spend all weekend having sex. Poor me.
![wink](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/wink.6a5555b139e7.gif)
PS the dog bone gag is the best thing ever, had fun growling and scratching the
![ARRR!!!](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/pirate.9344b69ddfcd.gif)
PPS I took some great great great pictures of the new uber-cool ring gag, but the
![ARRR!!!](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/pirate.9344b69ddfcd.gif)
PPPS
![oink](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/pig.341d66fde6b7.gif)
![love](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/love.3be5004ff150.gif)
![ARRR!!!](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/pirate.9344b69ddfcd.gif)
I actually saw an infomercial trying to say that deep frying stuff was healthier because it sealed in the vitamins.
Good to hear mom is coming around. I'd suggest not bringing up your new Christmas gifts though...