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Grrrrrrr, how do nuns exist? Now I have to wait until Friday to see *someone* and if I have to go one more fucking day without having an orgasm I will liquidate something with my mind. Nor do I feel any smarter - Seinfeld lied! I just feel like a fucking bitch. So I put on Bad Religion and did lots of situps, which only made me feel really pumped and even more ready to have sex. Ooops. Fuck.
Look, pirates!!!!!
Why is it that when I'm having sex I can't write a damn thing to save my life, but when I'm not getting any I churn out work like a machine? I wrote two songs yesterday, during time I would normally have spent petting the kitty, and they're pretty good. Damn, maybe Seinfeld was right after all, noooooo!!!!!