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There is so much sex on the horizon, I'm a little scared. When it rains, it pours, as they say. And everyone I have ever met wants to hang out, I'm too busy for my wallet to keep up with. Someone who shall remain nameless but who kept me preoccupied all day with dirty thoughts has instructed me not to masturbate. I am going to punch someone in the face. Going to serendipity tomorrow, ummmmm. Off to get my waxed!