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So I've decided to go with the sexy secretary look for the lesbian S&M ball tonight - it screams spank me. I hate it when people think I'm a domme, happens all the time. I think it's the long legs. I spent a fucking hour filling out a fetish consent worksheet last night. There is so much work involved in good old-fashioned dirty sex, my god. Whatever happened to just getting tied up and spanked?
I had to hit my mom up for money so I could afford the cover charge for the ball - I am going to hell in a fucking handbasket. Told her it was for laundry.
Bad girl!
The age old debate - latex or pay the ConEd bill? Do I really need electricity?
Really?
Went to the gym - being a fat ass is no fun at all, none at all.
Now I have to go clean my whole house. In my panties!!!!