I spent all day at work getting nothing done. I found this great BDSM toy site, it's like candy land in leather. I could spend my life ordering stuff from there. And, everything comes in pink leather! Yay! They have the most perfect ball gag ever, I must have it.
I went out to lunch and saw this couple, it was this totally bitchy girl and her cute chubby boyfriend, and she was bitching at him for putting sugar in his coffee. "You should use splenda, splenda," she kept saying, I wanted to punch her and rescue her totally cute guy. How come I'm still single and bitches like that get the boys?
I went out to lunch and saw this couple, it was this totally bitchy girl and her cute chubby boyfriend, and she was bitching at him for putting sugar in his coffee. "You should use splenda, splenda," she kept saying, I wanted to punch her and rescue her totally cute guy. How come I'm still single and bitches like that get the boys?