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-First of all, I can't breathe out of my nose.. I usually have a problem with eating and laughing and having things come out of my nose.. but NOW everything comes out of my mouth and it's kind of gross and noodles or tofu or whatever get everywhere and it's not fun... Except it kind of is because we all laugh even more.

Today it happened at a nice Japanese place. OH it was good good times. Chunks of tofu landed all over my glass and I felt like a loser.


-I had a dream last night that the Sun bumped into Jupiter, and threw it out of orbit for a little while. And it hit Earth just a little.. I was on a balcony when it happened, and I could touch it. The sun also had this awesome reflection of Earth in it, so you could stare at it and not die in your eyes.

and while all that was happening, my friends decided to loot/blow up a toy store.. and then we ran to an observatory to watch the sky because we were important like that... and I made out with one of the robbers who looked like Winona Ryder.


-I want to see Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind so so much. Why isn't it playing in Bumfuck, Vermont? Everyone knows Bumfuck is the hippest place ever. WTF.