personalcandy

I just finished my living will (which is an odd name considering you would have a tough time writing a dead will) and am looking for suggestions. I left the three Olympias in the 12 pack to Matt. The four Budwiesers in the fridge to Stephanie. I have left $2 dollars to Vanessa so she can buy a case of Milwakees' Best. I need you guys to drink that beer, put all the rest of my stuff into my trunk, wipe off all the stupid shit you assholes drew on my face when I was dead.... and I get shotgun, set the cars on fire and drive them into whoever or whatever killed me and we all get to go be dead together, and you guys won't have to cry because I am dead.

P.S. No one touches my stuff when I am gone.