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Nominated by the ineffably stunning and lovely @meixime.

1 - I used to be a prolific author and have written in the region of seven-eight novels (I can't remember if I bothered finishing one or two of those), but thanks to my utter lack of patience with finished projects and general laziness and apathy when it comes to marketing, promotions, and suchlike, only four ever...
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Nominated by our very own gorgeous recently-minted Suicide Girl (and not before time) @chroi .

1 - Technically, I'm Dr. Eleanor Burns (PhD, English Lit.), but as I'm sure Tucker Carlson would point out, I'd be fairly useless on the business end of a scalpel.

2 - My partner at the time initiated me as a vampire in late 2000, but I can't say it...
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Less than 24 hours now until my first ... and under prevailing circumstances, very likely my last set of the year hits member review. "Dalek Hunting" is a cosplay set - inspired by the blatantly obvious - which was shot August 2020 during a very brief period of pseudo-normality in-between lockdowns, during which I managed to tempt the lovely Chucker Badger from Purpleport to make...
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I had a lovely surprise in the post today: Bobr Games liked my 2020 SEUCK Competition entry so much they’ve given it a full physical release on ROM cartridge, complete with map, ID card, manual, and stunning original art by Simon Butler. Sadly, I don’t have an actual C64 myself so I can’t appreciate the work they’ve done on the cartridge first hand, but it’s...
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A quick update on my modelling career, such as it is. OnlyFans and Pornhub didn't work so well for me and after three lockdowns I'm too low on spoons to keep churning out home content anyway, so I've closed both those accounts. However, I've moved all my weird videos over to Adultfolio for anyone still interested. Looking back on them, I can at least say...
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Depression has really gotten bad now, and proper modelling is impossible with England still on Covid lockdown. Since I really need to focus on self-care rather than self-shooting now, and so I can't promise regular updates, I am making my OnlyFans account free as of this date. If anyone who has paid for this month feels like they are owed a refund, I understand, so...
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Presenting the latest Halloween-flavoured insanity on my OnlyFans page: "Fishnet Fly Girl" is the tale of a brilliant but deranged quantum physicist who volunteers himself for the first ever human teleportation experiment ... with "mixed" results (both to his dismay and that of the poor, innocent female housefly who was just buzzing idly around the vicinity). Desperate to restore itself to humanity, the...
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Sorry for the blatant bragging, but this news really cheered me up at a very gloomy time (Wales is back on full lockdown, so all shoots off, still no burlesque, and I'm generally lacking motivation and sense of purpose). This is my first ever starred photo on Mad Cow Models, or anywhere else, indeed. It's not quite the boost I'd get from going pink here,...
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Credit to the wonderful @wolfetone11 for the joke. I am running out of pithy post titles of my own...

And now, 'tis time for me to drop my Halloween blockbuster, by which of course I do mean a few minutes of utter filth with cheesy special effects and a deranged premise. This time, it's a homage to the golden age of Hollywood horror, though God...
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Thanks to the lovely @dhyani for inviting me to take this, though I fear in my case the answers will be pretty dull...

1. Have sex with lights on or off? - On, always. I'm a very visually-oriented person.

2. Have one partner or multiple partners in a relationship? - Poly for the last couple of years (hubby and girlfriend).

3. Pay for sex or...
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