I stayed home from work today because I am sick. I never, ever stay home from work. It is very strange.
So, I had some time on my hands, here are the results.
and somebody has almost the exact tattoo I am planning on. Mine is just going to be smaller, in a different place and no color. Poo.
I was even thinking about getting the formula in the middle like that.
There are only 2 fractal attoos I could find on the internet. Fractal showed me hers, but it was dark and I couldn't see it well. It is not a Mandelbrot.
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I think I"ve lost an electron."
The other says "Are you sure?"
The first says, "Yes, I"m positive."
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... Memo From the Computer Help Desk...
Management has determined that there is no longer any need for network or software applications support. The goal is to remove all computers from the desktop by Dec. 31,1999. Instead, everyone will be provided with an Etch-A-Sketch. There are many sound reasons for doing this:
1. No Y2K problems
2. No technical glitches keeping work from being done.
3. No more wasted time reading and writing emails.
Frequently Asked Questions for Etch-A-Sketch Technical Support:
Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen.
A: Pick it up and shake it
Q. How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q. What's the shortcut for Undo?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q. How do I create a New Document window?
A. Pick it up and shake it.
Q. How do I set the background and foreground to the same color?
A. Pick it up and shake it.
Q. What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q. How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q. How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
A: Don't shake it.
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A programmer had been missing from work for over a week when finally someone noticed and called the cops. They went round to his flat and broke down the door. They found him dead in the still running shower with an empty bottle of shampoo next to his body. The instructions on the bottle said:
1. Wet hair
2. Apply shampoo
3. Lather
4. Rinse
5. Repeat
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why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?
To get to the same side.
So, I had some time on my hands, here are the results.
and somebody has almost the exact tattoo I am planning on. Mine is just going to be smaller, in a different place and no color. Poo.
I was even thinking about getting the formula in the middle like that.
There are only 2 fractal attoos I could find on the internet. Fractal showed me hers, but it was dark and I couldn't see it well. It is not a Mandelbrot.
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I think I"ve lost an electron."
The other says "Are you sure?"
The first says, "Yes, I"m positive."
**************************************************
... Memo From the Computer Help Desk...
Management has determined that there is no longer any need for network or software applications support. The goal is to remove all computers from the desktop by Dec. 31,1999. Instead, everyone will be provided with an Etch-A-Sketch. There are many sound reasons for doing this:
1. No Y2K problems
2. No technical glitches keeping work from being done.
3. No more wasted time reading and writing emails.
Frequently Asked Questions for Etch-A-Sketch Technical Support:
Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen.
A: Pick it up and shake it
Q. How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q. What's the shortcut for Undo?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q. How do I create a New Document window?
A. Pick it up and shake it.
Q. How do I set the background and foreground to the same color?
A. Pick it up and shake it.
Q. What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q. How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q. How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
A: Don't shake it.
************************************************************
A programmer had been missing from work for over a week when finally someone noticed and called the cops. They went round to his flat and broke down the door. They found him dead in the still running shower with an empty bottle of shampoo next to his body. The instructions on the bottle said:
1. Wet hair
2. Apply shampoo
3. Lather
4. Rinse
5. Repeat
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why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?
To get to the same side.
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thanks