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Captain America, Superman, even our friendly neighborhood Spiderman all run around advertising the good ol' U.S. of A. This upset me.

So it turns out black widows are not quite as lethal as they let on to be. Sure they can take down the opposite sex, some grasshoppers and other six to eight legged creatures. But I am still standing!!!...my leg hurts though...like I got...
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darke:
yeah, black widows bites are very rarely fatal. Brown recluses are worse, but still usually very treatable. Sorry about the bite though, that's gotta smart.
azkadellia:
We had one in our mailbox. It was a male, but I promptly ground it to dust in the road.
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Shaved my head again. It's to fucking hot outside to have any hair longer than a quarter inch. My wife hates the "Marines" look, but I have to admit, I love it. I once entertained the thought, that is of joining the Marines, but decided against it. Something tells me it was the best choice for me.

Oh and my long lost brother just made...
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perkele:
I guess he just has that stature that makes him appear shorter than he is...and my sister is the biggest hypocrite ever. You should ask her about her "monogamous" relationship.
azkadellia:
She unfriended me. *shrugs* She's really irritated me with her holier-than-thou bullshit as of late, so no love lost there. I think I really pissed her off when I told her she would one day, inevitably, find herself in that boat, because every married person does, at least once.whatever
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Finally got my hydroponics raceway done!!! After a couple hiccups and delays, I am now set up to grow some leafy greens. Any suggestions??

I had a couple terrible dreams last night. Does anyone know the significance of dreaming that crazy old ladies are trying to run you down in Monster Trucks??? Or mothers shooting themselves in the jugular??? Odd...

darke:
Spinach! It will make you strong to the finnach!

As for the matriarchal figures doing violent things to you and themselves ~shrugs~ call your mom?
perkele:
Popeye Arms???? I'm down!!!
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So yesterday I was about to go Chuck Norris on the whole world. Twenty Four hours, a pot of coffee, and a re-watch of the Forty Year Old Virgin definitely lifted my spirits. I just trapped and caught 88 Pacu, that was the best use of this caffeine high. And yet, I'm still flying. What to do next SG? I could say that a good...
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darke:
Pink? ooo, burn. biggrin
azkadellia:
I might even put sparkly rhinestones on it.
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I'm on the edge of my seat, waiting for what comes next.
darke:
acquaintances and boobies, though which order those come in is entirely up to you. wink
azkadellia:
Isn't that generally me sneaking up behind you and taking the seat?