the cosmos aligned today and I washed all of my dirty clothes...
I went to the mall to spend a gift certificate to banana republic my boss gave me for new years. I got into the store, stood there for about two minutes and had to leave because I just couldn't deal with the whole experience of it all. The mall, shopping, the workers, buying clothes I could use but don't really want... I'm taking my mall savy co-worker next time... they better fucking have some linen shirts...
I went to the mall to spend a gift certificate to banana republic my boss gave me for new years. I got into the store, stood there for about two minutes and had to leave because I just couldn't deal with the whole experience of it all. The mall, shopping, the workers, buying clothes I could use but don't really want... I'm taking my mall savy co-worker next time... they better fucking have some linen shirts...


you know, i know at least 5 other people with the same birthday i do, some the same year, others years apart... what's up with august 22? i was supposed to be born 2 months later, too!
you have a big lumpy head? someone used to say i had a peanut head. but it's not true. i've seen peanut heads.