perilouspup

in honor of watching the hurt locker for the first time on dvd,
i blue up my girlfriend's toes with nail polish.

if you didn't chuckle at this, your sense of humor has been diffused.

i'm resorting to some forceful self-mutilation with the interest of relieving my irritations.
aside from just being squeamish, the challenges of using a non-magnified mirror, and the non-surgical sharpness of tools, i'd say things are working out well.

ok, so you don't have to laugh at this one. just nod and agree with a smile