Summer = Stinky
How is it that the past few summers, I go take a shower, I use soap, shampoo, I scrub and lather, and for a while I am clean and smelling good and feel fresh, then thwooomp, I am back to being smelly?
Of course, I am one to feel the heat in my feet and manage to kick myself in the nose to get a whiff just to make sure they are not emanating cheese popcorn. Or, when someone isn't looking, flap my arms like a chicken if my pits feel a slight stick.
Summer is hot. It makes my skin feel like
I just want someone to come up with an outfit for me to wear that is made of liquid ice packs.
Ah, summer and your sweltery, snarly, stupid sun....
...hmmm, millions of degrees... yet I am only getting 97!
How is it that the past few summers, I go take a shower, I use soap, shampoo, I scrub and lather, and for a while I am clean and smelling good and feel fresh, then thwooomp, I am back to being smelly?
Of course, I am one to feel the heat in my feet and manage to kick myself in the nose to get a whiff just to make sure they are not emanating cheese popcorn. Or, when someone isn't looking, flap my arms like a chicken if my pits feel a slight stick.
Summer is hot. It makes my skin feel like
I just want someone to come up with an outfit for me to wear that is made of liquid ice packs.
Ah, summer and your sweltery, snarly, stupid sun....
...hmmm, millions of degrees... yet I am only getting 97!
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i'll be honest though, im a freak i loooove humidity and heat. i was wearing flannel pajama pants outside yesterday. hate me.