perhilia

the seahorse was painfully lame. how lame? i'm at home, quater to two and making popcorn lame. hot damn! that's fucking lame. butt fuck yes. i looked shit hot. but no one important was there to impress. he was at tyler's. and still, he isn't impressed. hot damn! i wish i were hemmingway. with two m's or one.
now. that the popcorn is outta the nuker. i wait and watch some lame tv. oh. how i wish. jon stewart was on. he would appreciate my bastardization of the english language. or maybe not. who the fuck knows. certainly not i. perhaps spinoza. but even he pales. haha! beer rocks.
what the fuck?