Babysitting makes me feel old
I ditched my work's christmas lunch to hang out with kid's
i sure have my priorities straight.
I think I held my own
with all the kiddish activitites:
jumped on the trampoline
played tag at the park
learned how to ride a skate board
taught a liitle girl how to do a round-off
played with a hermit crab
Arcade (Nickel...
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I ditched my work's christmas lunch to hang out with kid's
i sure have my priorities straight.
I think I held my own
with all the kiddish activitites:
jumped on the trampoline
played tag at the park
learned how to ride a skate board
taught a liitle girl how to do a round-off
played with a hermit crab
Arcade (Nickel...
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Oh I was a zombie yesterday
I was trying to keep from dozing off all day.
Went to Starbucks
ex boyfriend was there
sat down with us
being fake friendly and all
with the fake punch to the shoulder
ick
everyone had a laugh afterwards
becasue he tried to talk to me
and i ignored him
pretended I was absorbed with the newspaper
that I...
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I was trying to keep from dozing off all day.
Went to Starbucks
ex boyfriend was there
sat down with us
being fake friendly and all
with the fake punch to the shoulder
ick
everyone had a laugh afterwards
becasue he tried to talk to me
and i ignored him
pretended I was absorbed with the newspaper
that I...
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trilobyte:
Ya know... I finish saying hello and chatting to a couple people and make my way over to the couch where you guys were sitting and damn, you'd already left! Was I horribly late or did you have to leave early?
odi omnes
odi omnes
dookiejones:
No I want to go caroling with YOU!!! Its going to snow so much here and I fucking hate it.
Party last night at Rae & Midian's For his birthday.
I gave a regift.
A CD shower radio I got last Xmas.
Let's hope they aren't reading this.
Unravled, Faelynia and I spent most of the night on the couch making shadow puppets, throwing a sparkley penis ball at people, trying to get guys to make out, reading my book Useless Sexual Trivia...
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I gave a regift.
A CD shower radio I got last Xmas.
Let's hope they aren't reading this.
Unravled, Faelynia and I spent most of the night on the couch making shadow puppets, throwing a sparkley penis ball at people, trying to get guys to make out, reading my book Useless Sexual Trivia...
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pensquare:
Penis ball, eh?
Would that be fired from the Stink Launcher, by any chance?
Then it would be the Stinky Winkie.
Would that be fired from the Stink Launcher, by any chance?
Then it would be the Stinky Winkie.
My mom and I went to Coco's for lunch.
Right behind us were seated the most awful woman and her equally wicked daughter, age 9 maybe.
We got there 10 minutes before they did. Both our meals arrived at the same time.
The little girl says
"Finally!"
to the waitress.
My mom and I shot each other wide-eyed looks.
But the mother was even more...
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Right behind us were seated the most awful woman and her equally wicked daughter, age 9 maybe.
We got there 10 minutes before they did. Both our meals arrived at the same time.
The little girl says
"Finally!"
to the waitress.
My mom and I shot each other wide-eyed looks.
But the mother was even more...
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faelynia:
your wish...
is granted.
is granted.
faelynia:
yup, sometimes i move fast...
betta keep up...
some how i was called master of puppets before this is becoming an odd trend.
couching with you is...
wonderful...
i hope next time you and i can have just as much talk about insane sex again....
i was so excited...
i peed a little.
betta keep up...
some how i was called master of puppets before this is becoming an odd trend.
couching with you is...
wonderful...
i hope next time you and i can have just as much talk about insane sex again....
i was so excited...
i peed a little.
I drank last night.
I smoked a whole pack of cigarettes in a matter of hours.
Usually it takes me a week.
I'm really only a social smoker.
Last night I wasn't a fun drunk.
I wasn't talking much.
Just stared at everyone from my corner while chain smoking.
It was bittersweet to see my sister and Kenny making out all over the place.
Sweet...
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I smoked a whole pack of cigarettes in a matter of hours.
Usually it takes me a week.
I'm really only a social smoker.
Last night I wasn't a fun drunk.
I wasn't talking much.
Just stared at everyone from my corner while chain smoking.
It was bittersweet to see my sister and Kenny making out all over the place.
Sweet...
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dire_romantic:
aha! you thought you could get away!!!
dire_romantic:
Flash_Gordon (don't try to click the link, he's too fast for you) made a man out of this little boy on 105 different occasions. And now I think I'm pregnant with his UNSTOPPABLE moon-cheese baby.
Viva la Corndog revelucion.
PS - DookieJones loves you.
Flash_Gordon (don't try to click the link, he's too fast for you) made a man out of this little boy on 105 different occasions. And now I think I'm pregnant with his UNSTOPPABLE moon-cheese baby.
Viva la Corndog revelucion.
PS - DookieJones loves you.
Oh where, oh where to begin?
I'll start with my driving catastrophe.
Going to Redondo Beach Pier last Night to meet Tiberius.
Go to park the car.
Have to get a ticket at one of those booths where you press a button and the arm lifts up to let you through.
Seems simple enough?
Well, it didn't work out that way.
My window is...
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I'll start with my driving catastrophe.
Going to Redondo Beach Pier last Night to meet Tiberius.
Go to park the car.
Have to get a ticket at one of those booths where you press a button and the arm lifts up to let you through.
Seems simple enough?
Well, it didn't work out that way.
My window is...
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rannie:
I think Blame it on the rain is quite a catchy tune. Oh, and I like bands where they wear suits. It just looks good.
rannie:
im a dork.
I always get tricked.
Cocktail waitress my ass.
I manned the keg while Ann took the money. Hoodely hoo.
At least I got free beer and watched a free fight and best of all FREE TACOS!
So yeah, fight night at LA Boxing.
Surprisingly I didn't get any shit from any of the drunks , except for "my boss."
I had just gotten there and...
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Cocktail waitress my ass.
I manned the keg while Ann took the money. Hoodely hoo.
At least I got free beer and watched a free fight and best of all FREE TACOS!
So yeah, fight night at LA Boxing.
Surprisingly I didn't get any shit from any of the drunks , except for "my boss."
I had just gotten there and...
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tiberius:
I think you put a spell on me...
After giggling at your driving mishap, I nearly ran over some guy on a bike as I was going home... From his expression, I could tell that his life was flashing before his eyes... The sad part is, he seemed kinda bored.
And then, after extolling the virtues of my body clock last night... I over-slept this morning.
My God, woman, what did you do to me???
[Edited on Dec 13, 2004 2:59PM]
After giggling at your driving mishap, I nearly ran over some guy on a bike as I was going home... From his expression, I could tell that his life was flashing before his eyes... The sad part is, he seemed kinda bored.
And then, after extolling the virtues of my body clock last night... I over-slept this morning.
My God, woman, what did you do to me???
[Edited on Dec 13, 2004 2:59PM]
transmiter102879:
No i am serious if you want to come in and guest DJ you are more then welcome. Our DJ trainning starts next month if you are interested in getting your own show i suggest taking this class.
Mike
Mike
I didn't do anything last night.
So this isn't going to make for a very interesting journal entry. But I trudge on anyways.
Had awesome pizza at this italian diner right next to my house. It had the red and white checkered table cloths with the frosted candle holder on the table and the Dean Martin playing on the radio. I liked it alot and...
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So this isn't going to make for a very interesting journal entry. But I trudge on anyways.
Had awesome pizza at this italian diner right next to my house. It had the red and white checkered table cloths with the frosted candle holder on the table and the Dean Martin playing on the radio. I liked it alot and...
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dookiejones:
TALK TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
unravled:
Whatever. You should have come, bitch.
I 'broke up" with Lipton. I hate saying that because there was nothing there. I just stopped lying to him and myself that something was going to happen. It was just nice to have someone interested in me.
Kenny was with him the night I let him loose. Kenny told me he did not stop drinking. That Kenny had to pull over constantly because....well, you...
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Kenny was with him the night I let him loose. Kenny told me he did not stop drinking. That Kenny had to pull over constantly because....well, you...
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tiberius:
Yeah, that was pretty much my thinking... But hey, I had to ask. I'm making an effort to "mature," whatever that is. 
And it's not feeling left off the bandwagon. I'm just getting sick of buying all these damn gifts! ...And the knowledge that I'll soon have to start buying baby gifts!?!
One things for damn certain, I'm gonna piss off all their wives and buy the most violent toys I can find for 'em.
And it's not feeling left off the bandwagon. I'm just getting sick of buying all these damn gifts! ...And the knowledge that I'll soon have to start buying baby gifts!?!
One things for damn certain, I'm gonna piss off all their wives and buy the most violent toys I can find for 'em.
tiberius:
Oh, and at least give us 14 hours. You know, for the buffets.
Don't try to watch Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind drunk, just don't.
I suck, I've been putting off talking to Lipton. Avoiding his calls. I need to stop being such a pussy. But he's so scary. It sucks that it's only been two weeks that i've been seeing him. I should have known better.
Someone gave me a lecture/speech last night about how I...
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I suck, I've been putting off talking to Lipton. Avoiding his calls. I need to stop being such a pussy. But he's so scary. It sucks that it's only been two weeks that i've been seeing him. I should have known better.
Someone gave me a lecture/speech last night about how I...
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rannie:
i like that song.
<3
*hugs for missus evilmaybe*
<3
*hugs for missus evilmaybe*
smuffy:
haha I watched it sober.
I couldn't even handle my skateboard with the massive yellow wheels when I was a kid.