I always get tricked.
Cocktail waitress my ass.
I manned the keg while Ann took the money. Hoodely hoo.
At least I got free beer and watched a free fight and best of all FREE TACOS!
So yeah, fight night at LA Boxing.
Surprisingly I didn't get any shit from any of the drunks , except for "my boss."
I had just gotten there and he just came back and started getting his drink himself. No one told me who he was, I thought he was just another drunk so I just stood there and looked at him, perhaps, giving him a really mean look becasue he looked up at me like he was fucking Satan and said, "I'm the fucking one paying you, I'll do whatever the fuck I want!"
He's foot shorter than me, but muscley. He's Yosemite Fucking Sam.
Angie said not to worry about him, that he has little man's complex and he's a dick to everyone.
The little fucker started two fights that I know of over nothing, I wished the people holding him back would let him go so he could get his ass beat, maybe learn a lesson.
I was too busy pouring drinks to watch the real fights but the glimpses I caught were hilarious, those kick boxers can kick really high.
Ann and I amused ourselves by asking regulars for ID.
Some drunk guy trying to hit on me called me "butch", but he thought he was being smooth so I let it go. He was complimenting my handshake.
They had sumo suits too.
I don't know how the homeless guy got in but at the end of the night he was dancing and doing a strip tease. There were fucking girls cheering him on. Digusting.
Speaking of digusting, the Ring Girl, yuck. I have a distaste for people who's skin is 10 shades darker than what it should be because of excessive tanning. I hate tanning. And whose fake eyelashes aren't applied properly.
It's funny, that the shortest person there was a fucking dick but the tallest person the 7ft man giant was the nicest.
Is that it?
Oh, no it's not
My sister decided that we're going to get dinner afterwards with her ex boyfriend.
Arrrrrrggghh. Pain.
The whole conversation was him complaining about something. I don't know what becasue he only speaks in mumbles, but my sister understands him. So I stared at the wall, waiting endlessly for my food to come.
I will be sad if she leaves Kenny for him,
again.
Song of the Day:
Actually on my quest for new ,odd, and strange music I came upon this
Rhythms of Rapture: Sacred Musics of Haitian Vodou
Tell me you like it as much as I do.
Cocktail waitress my ass.
I manned the keg while Ann took the money. Hoodely hoo.
At least I got free beer and watched a free fight and best of all FREE TACOS!
So yeah, fight night at LA Boxing.
Surprisingly I didn't get any shit from any of the drunks , except for "my boss."
I had just gotten there and he just came back and started getting his drink himself. No one told me who he was, I thought he was just another drunk so I just stood there and looked at him, perhaps, giving him a really mean look becasue he looked up at me like he was fucking Satan and said, "I'm the fucking one paying you, I'll do whatever the fuck I want!"
He's foot shorter than me, but muscley. He's Yosemite Fucking Sam.
Angie said not to worry about him, that he has little man's complex and he's a dick to everyone.
The little fucker started two fights that I know of over nothing, I wished the people holding him back would let him go so he could get his ass beat, maybe learn a lesson.
I was too busy pouring drinks to watch the real fights but the glimpses I caught were hilarious, those kick boxers can kick really high.
Ann and I amused ourselves by asking regulars for ID.
Some drunk guy trying to hit on me called me "butch", but he thought he was being smooth so I let it go. He was complimenting my handshake.
They had sumo suits too.
I don't know how the homeless guy got in but at the end of the night he was dancing and doing a strip tease. There were fucking girls cheering him on. Digusting.
Speaking of digusting, the Ring Girl, yuck. I have a distaste for people who's skin is 10 shades darker than what it should be because of excessive tanning. I hate tanning. And whose fake eyelashes aren't applied properly.
It's funny, that the shortest person there was a fucking dick but the tallest person the 7ft man giant was the nicest.
Is that it?
Oh, no it's not
My sister decided that we're going to get dinner afterwards with her ex boyfriend.
Arrrrrrggghh. Pain.
The whole conversation was him complaining about something. I don't know what becasue he only speaks in mumbles, but my sister understands him. So I stared at the wall, waiting endlessly for my food to come.
I will be sad if she leaves Kenny for him,
again.
Song of the Day:
Actually on my quest for new ,odd, and strange music I came upon this
Rhythms of Rapture: Sacred Musics of Haitian Vodou
Tell me you like it as much as I do.
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After giggling at your driving mishap, I nearly ran over some guy on a bike as I was going home... From his expression, I could tell that his life was flashing before his eyes... The sad part is, he seemed kinda bored.
And then, after extolling the virtues of my body clock last night... I over-slept this morning.
My God, woman, what did you do to me???
[Edited on Dec 13, 2004 2:59PM]
Mike