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Had a home cooked meal at Unravled's house last night. I haven't had one of those, or actually sat down at a dining table for long time. Her roomate is very very lucky. She is amazing and needs to be impregnated as soon as possible because her mothering skills are to good to be wasted on a dog.
If only I were a boy.
Before that , we went to Cafe Ruba's where some lady walked in on me going to the bathroom... in the men's room. Then we went to Condom Revolution to buy a flesh light. I found out that Unravled either sells or has a pair of nipple clamps just lying around at her work. pipe whore. She is also very enthusiastic about the wonder that is KY Warming Liquid. Same with me and my cherry flavored Body Heat.
Some day we'll live dementedly ever after.
We'll dress all our children exactly the same and make them listen to Abba.