Sister was so scary, angry last night I thought she was going to crash the car and kill us both.
Why?
Mapquest .
Mapquest can suck my cock. Got us lost in LA for nearly 2 hours trying to find the Wiltern, so I could see my SG's and Sister could see Courtney Love. I was ready to give up and go to Rae's party and forget about it but Ann kept driving in her silent, scary way.
We got there just in time to see Juliette and the Licks' last 1 1/2 songs. I didn't know prior that it was Juliette Lewis.
"Hey, it's the Other Sister!"
My eyes still don't believe what they saw. A man in a red, sequined, speedo, with a bobbed wig, ankle boots and black X's over his nipples was standing right in front of us and shaking his stuff. He went up to Sister, asked her to hold his drink, then made like he was going to go pee in the corner of the Wiltern.
Sister yelled, "Are you joking me!" and raised his drink like she was going to throw it at him.
"Just kidding." he said, adjusted his stuff and walked away.
Sister was standing next to this tall older lady, she whispered to me that it's a man. I believed her. It wasn't. This lady tried to start conversation with my sister, while I pretend to be fascinated with anything in the opposite direction. She asked how old we are then says,
"I'm OLD! Does that turn you on?"
What can I say about Courtney Love?
Her band was hot. All girl band something with an "M." I'll find out later.
Courtney's dress could not contain her enormously large and plastic looking yabbos. She should not talk to the audience, with such witty cracks as,
"I put the "Court" in Courtney."
At least, I think that's the joke she was trying to make.
Sister was rocking out, I was yawning.
I did see one SG, Pearl, outside the theater.
Afterwards, we had the choice of 2 parties. Rae and Midian's Party , but my best friend wanted us to come to a party. I chose Rae's because I know SG people party 'til dawn.
I was kind of nervous having her meet my SG friends because she has never ever touched a computer and doesn't understand why I'd want to hang out with people i meet online.
We called Rachel and kept trading off with the phone, so one minute Rachel's talking to a kind Kim and the next she's talking to aggro Ann, but she thought both were me. Thinks I'm bipolar now.
"Hey Kim can you get us Jack n the Box."
"Ok, What do you want?"
"Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaase."
Yeah. What do you want
"Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaase."
Jesus Christ what the Fuck do you want!
(And this is the shortened version)
Rachel was fucking hilarious. That's all I'm going to say because she'll get mad.
Sister had no idea what people were talking about when people asked her if she's on SG.
I asked her to be nice and now I'm regretful because she's the best at bitch slapping people with words.
That's all for now.
Why?
Mapquest .
Mapquest can suck my cock. Got us lost in LA for nearly 2 hours trying to find the Wiltern, so I could see my SG's and Sister could see Courtney Love. I was ready to give up and go to Rae's party and forget about it but Ann kept driving in her silent, scary way.
We got there just in time to see Juliette and the Licks' last 1 1/2 songs. I didn't know prior that it was Juliette Lewis.
"Hey, it's the Other Sister!"
My eyes still don't believe what they saw. A man in a red, sequined, speedo, with a bobbed wig, ankle boots and black X's over his nipples was standing right in front of us and shaking his stuff. He went up to Sister, asked her to hold his drink, then made like he was going to go pee in the corner of the Wiltern.
Sister yelled, "Are you joking me!" and raised his drink like she was going to throw it at him.
"Just kidding." he said, adjusted his stuff and walked away.
Sister was standing next to this tall older lady, she whispered to me that it's a man. I believed her. It wasn't. This lady tried to start conversation with my sister, while I pretend to be fascinated with anything in the opposite direction. She asked how old we are then says,
"I'm OLD! Does that turn you on?"
What can I say about Courtney Love?
Her band was hot. All girl band something with an "M." I'll find out later.
Courtney's dress could not contain her enormously large and plastic looking yabbos. She should not talk to the audience, with such witty cracks as,
"I put the "Court" in Courtney."
At least, I think that's the joke she was trying to make.
Sister was rocking out, I was yawning.
I did see one SG, Pearl, outside the theater.
Afterwards, we had the choice of 2 parties. Rae and Midian's Party , but my best friend wanted us to come to a party. I chose Rae's because I know SG people party 'til dawn.
I was kind of nervous having her meet my SG friends because she has never ever touched a computer and doesn't understand why I'd want to hang out with people i meet online.
We called Rachel and kept trading off with the phone, so one minute Rachel's talking to a kind Kim and the next she's talking to aggro Ann, but she thought both were me. Thinks I'm bipolar now.
"Hey Kim can you get us Jack n the Box."
"Ok, What do you want?"
"Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaase."
Yeah. What do you want
"Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaase."
Jesus Christ what the Fuck do you want!
(And this is the shortened version)
Rachel was fucking hilarious. That's all I'm going to say because she'll get mad.
Sister had no idea what people were talking about when people asked her if she's on SG.
I asked her to be nice and now I'm regretful because she's the best at bitch slapping people with words.
That's all for now.
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I wish i went to Rae's party, but i was workin' on a midterm on film noir.
did you get to tune in today????