I was supposed to be at work at 7:30am this morning, woke up at 7:39am. But what's important is that I found out I can go from rolling out of bed to work in 10 minutes.
But that's what happens when you stay out 'til 4:00am playing Truth or dare Jenga. Oh, Jenga you make me do things I thought only liquor could.
So I'm thinking Jenga is a good way to score with the ladies. You pick a block that says, "Lick player's ear" and you say "The Jenga wants what it wants, baby." That girl will be thinking about her wet ear for a long time. Follow that up with the, "Say something romantic" block, something like "Your hooters are bangin" and said lady (if she's anything like me) should be butter.
Recap of the Jenga playing:
Me = topless too much (without a drop of alcohol this time), boys =cheaters because they wear under shirts, got some lip action from Unravled and SiddtheHamster, not at the same time, but there's an idea. Learned I have a boney ass, I suck at faking Tourrette's, the dog should be left out of all dares, Nick gives great ear jobs, Rachel can deep throat a block, and I never want to hear another car sex, or "One time when I forgot to wear underwear" story again, and that "Mime 3 things you do before going to bed" block is going to be destroyed for the sake of all that is decent.
Had oodles of fun though. Rachel and I stopped by the supermarket to find Nick a burpday gift. Wound up on the cultural aisle and buying flan, pistacchio jello, and cactus juice. Also bought those Pilsburry Halloween brownies. And you know, Rachel would make me a good wife one day because you don't have to tell her ass twice to "Get in the kitchen and make me some brownies."
Oh and how can I forget the koo koo guy who tried to crash the party at 3:30am. Escapee or high as a kite I dunno.
I need to go wash off last night's make up.
But that's what happens when you stay out 'til 4:00am playing Truth or dare Jenga. Oh, Jenga you make me do things I thought only liquor could.
So I'm thinking Jenga is a good way to score with the ladies. You pick a block that says, "Lick player's ear" and you say "The Jenga wants what it wants, baby." That girl will be thinking about her wet ear for a long time. Follow that up with the, "Say something romantic" block, something like "Your hooters are bangin" and said lady (if she's anything like me) should be butter.
Recap of the Jenga playing:
Me = topless too much (without a drop of alcohol this time), boys =cheaters because they wear under shirts, got some lip action from Unravled and SiddtheHamster, not at the same time, but there's an idea. Learned I have a boney ass, I suck at faking Tourrette's, the dog should be left out of all dares, Nick gives great ear jobs, Rachel can deep throat a block, and I never want to hear another car sex, or "One time when I forgot to wear underwear" story again, and that "Mime 3 things you do before going to bed" block is going to be destroyed for the sake of all that is decent.
Had oodles of fun though. Rachel and I stopped by the supermarket to find Nick a burpday gift. Wound up on the cultural aisle and buying flan, pistacchio jello, and cactus juice. Also bought those Pilsburry Halloween brownies. And you know, Rachel would make me a good wife one day because you don't have to tell her ass twice to "Get in the kitchen and make me some brownies."
Oh and how can I forget the koo koo guy who tried to crash the party at 3:30am. Escapee or high as a kite I dunno.
I need to go wash off last night's make up.
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You're sister's as cute as you. I think I grabbed her ass at some point. Tell her I'm sorry.