This morning I went to "Hi-op" (that's what Drew calls Ihop). We walked there, walking back was yucky, we were so stuffed and Drew was walking so slow and it was so hot . We finally get back annnndddd..... Ann locked us out of Angie's house. Ann says for me to check inside the doghouse and see if there's a key, i do and I say "Man it smells in here and theres no key." "I know," Ann replies followed by her evil snicker. She hopped over the gate to get into the pool area and at least get us in through the front gate. Then we attempted to bust in through the kitchen window. That lasted maybe 20 minutes with no success. All our stuff was inside so we coiuldn''t call anyone or drive anywhere. So we went to the coffee shop and hung out for an hour then returned to see if Angie was home yet to let us in. Her neighbor sees us going at the screen with a screw driver and asks us if we're locked out and she asks us to let her try with the screen, like she knows something we haven't tried yet, plus she's 60 years old with a crispy tan and bleach blonde hair, with short shorts and long finger nails. Oh my god! She's the neighbor lady in There's Something About Mary! Hahaha. I thought she was going to pop a nail right off, Then she told us we could hang out at her house unttil Angie came home. Drew didn't like her very much he kept giving her dirty looks. So that wasted my day. Then I went my moms to use her scanner and the computer freezes up when more than one program is running at the same time and something that would have taken me 15 minutes if I had a scanner, took me 2 1/2 hours and I didn't even finish. Arrgghh blast her dinosaur computer. So I am aggravated today. Watched Big Trouble in Little China last night, it seemed like such a great movie back in the day but now when I watch it it seems all jumbled together, it had the potential for cheesy greatness. But it was too half assed. When I was little , after we watched that movie my brother and sister told me Lo Pan was going to kidnap me and make me his bride because I have green eyes. I was so gullible.
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