My face hurt last night I was smiling too much. No one should smile that much i must have looked like an airhead. The original plan for last night was to go ice skating, just me n james. Then ann wanted to come, but I think I invited her. Then ann wants kelly to come, then kelly brings jeff, last minute. That's just too much, i haven't even been on a date with this guy yet I can't bring the whole gang. Then ann gets mad when i tell her me n james are going to do something else by ourselves and she gets all butt hurt. She's like" Who's idea was it to go ice skating and who wanted me to come." Dear lord hon I see you every single god damned day. Really we spend way too much time together. So I go see James and he's drinking COCK-tails. Mwoo haha. Oh, he has way to many cute clothes I was gunna dress him and it's the first time I've gone thru a guys closet and didn't know what to pick becasue everything was cute. Then after he gets dressed he has to pick a hat and he tries on 4 before we go and he has like twenty, what a girl. I'm such a guy so it might just balance out. We go mini golfing and it's frikkin cold, he offered me his jacket but I'm not that big an asshole, then he'd have fripples. I was sucking bad. When we got to the wind mill where the trapdoor opens and shuts my ball kept hitting the trap door and coming back then I get pissed and chuck my ball ant the trap door and it still comes back, and the people behind me waiting are laughing, so I throw down my golf club and storm off leaving James to hit my ball. Which he hits perfectly the first time and gets a hole in one and he's all gloating and I grumble "Shut up." No one should be that good at mini golf, out of courtesy they should bring down their game a bit if I'm doing badly, which I was. Then we're waiting for the people in front of us to go and james is leaning against a pole, I go ver to stand next to him and as soon as I'm all leaned, he sneak attacks and pokes me in the butt, and my reflexes almost made me hit him with my golf club. That shocked the hell out of me cuz he's the gentlemanly type who doesn't seem like he'd do something like that. So I'm trying to act normal and he's laughing and I go to golf and he's like "Wait it's still their turn" the people in front of us are still golfing I wouldn't have noticed if the windmill was on fire I was so flabbergasted. That was a good one. So my horrible game was dissolved after I hit a hole in one at the end setting off sirens, the people in front of us were shouting and clapping, damn straight! So now we have to go play air hockey becasue I was talkin shit about how I'm a pro. It was funny we both had our game faces on, all serious lik and we're mad dogging each other across the table, both taking off our jackets, he's rolling up his sleeves, then I unzip my sweatshirt revealing my hooters shirt and he starts laughing. Usually my secret weapon is a low cut shirt but tonite I'll have to make do with hooters. It was so hot, we were both so competitive, he really didn't want to lose finally we ran out the clock 5-3. I win! And I'm ready to tackle him on the spot. Whew! I can't wait to get him in the sack. He wants a rematch I tell him he has to do the batting cages first becasue my hands are stinging. Yeah, bad idea, no one's manning the booth, we're waiting and waiting and waiting and I would have just reached over and grabbed a helmet and abt myself but there was a security guard looking like he was waiting for me to do that so he could yell at me.We both did horribly he did medium pitch baseball and someone was in the cage I usually go in so I did slow pitch softball where the balls bounce before the get to you, what a waste. I got dippin dots yummmm. Then more air hockey he won this time, and I gritted my teeth, I hate losing. Oh well at least I'm going to get a massage because I bet him he couldn't hit the ball thru the middle mini golfing, he's like " Alright... a naked massage! And I say "I wouldn't accept anything less". He didn't make it thru. So back home I got thru maybe one minute of my massage. Cheater. 