best conversation ever:
her: so true. and it turns out i am a lightweight
me: nothing wrong with being a lightweight. it just means you have to pay less for drinks. which is a good thing since drinks here are $8-$12 a pop.
her: that is ridic. how does anyone afford it?
me: blowjobs to the bartenders or trustfunds.
her: i see you don't have a trust fund.
me: after a few drinks you don't even taste the blowjobs anymore.
her: so true. and it turns out i am a lightweight
me: nothing wrong with being a lightweight. it just means you have to pay less for drinks. which is a good thing since drinks here are $8-$12 a pop.
her: that is ridic. how does anyone afford it?
me: blowjobs to the bartenders or trustfunds.
her: i see you don't have a trust fund.
me: after a few drinks you don't even taste the blowjobs anymore.
kentclark:
Don't ask that bartender for a gin fizz!
ki1:
hahaha. damn. 