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I'm such an only child.

"I want what you've got!"
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harleen:
I think you should be able to pay on the door. Moustaches are an absolute necessity, offers of moustache rides are optional.
someoneuk:
Gah! Just saw it on youtube. It burns the eyes! I imagine this is a true-to-life film of the inside of that shop? Do not want...
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A bit of advice folks:

Engage with your life.
Stop looking for distractions and connect with what is actually going on.

It'll be worth it trust me.
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theduke:
I'd try, but I keep seeing shiny things.
sixtyfootqueenie:
yo.

did you get the wee package I sent you?

luff luff
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Well then, I shall be going grey in a couple of days with no plans to return.

If you want to stay in touch with me, message me.
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harleen:
This must officially mean that you suck

wink
spamtwo:
I can relate to the getting off of your arse more... I'll make it a New Years resolution, again biggrin
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harleen:
I don't get why so many girls find either of them sexy. Confuddled.
bikerben:
Me neither - oops eeek
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Aw gosh darn it, I just watched Elf and blubbed like a big baby! Christmas films make me bawl, all of them have pretty much the same effect (as does the statue of liberty bit in Ghostbusters 2).

Warm mince pies, brandy cream, oranges and mulled wine went down a treat and I'm just about to cook a late tea, roast lamb with rosemary and...
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theduke:
It's the singing for Christmas Cheer at the end isn't it? I had some slight dryness of the throat which prevented me singing along, but as a man I'm sure it's just due to a cold or something. wink

I'm a big fan of Christmas too, I put my tree up yesterday and really getting into the Christmas spirit. I know I'll have to watch Muppet's Christmas Carol before too long.

Hope all is well with you and Lisa

xxx
spamtwo:
has the real Perdy been swapped for a slightly more caring clone whilst she's been without the interent? wink
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I have had no internets! This will be rectified next week.

Normal shit service will be resumed then.
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sixtyfootqueenie:
I have a gift for master zombie... can I post it to you and entrust it will get to him?

big love
harleen:
The baths in Harrogate are gorgeous smile It's quite good shopping around there too x
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spamtwo:
very nice smile
robkarloff:
Not bad for a hairy balled gal tongue

What have you been up to then?

xx
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sticks:
A monkeycathulk, eh? I hope you have a day more like this:



solipsistic:
hope it's a bit more


for you at the moment.. smile
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I have an internet enemy!
Someone has managed to really fuck me off!
I am very surprised.
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spamtwo:
next time ask me and I'll give you that advice for free tongue

And who is it?
bill_the_cat:
Is it me?
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Prince is awesome!
I want to go again.

The rest of my weekend was pretty fucking awesome too.
I have laughed so much my ribs hurt.
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robkarloff:
Get a few removed like Prince did. Admittedly, that was so he could suck his own cock, but.... tongue



Look, JCB made an armoured hi-speed digger for you!! biggrin
marianabanana:

Ooh, Matron!!