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Ha!
I am getting thinner!
I want to weigh myself but I'm not allowed to until the 11th of Feb.
Some of the cheeky fuckers on the programme sneakily weighed themselves though. Bastards, I want to. I feel like I'm missing out.

I keep finding random crap in my house. Does anyone want a Beano jigsaw book?
mukki:
everyone else laughs...
everyone else thinks that I'm making a joke...
yet I shag a bike and only you recognise me for the filthy bastard I am... that's special, real special

*wipes away tear*
spamtwo:
why are you not allowed to weigh yourself until the 11th?
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Ooooo I might go back to school!

Like proper school, for 4 years and everything.
spamtwo:
Infants or Juniors wink
the_happy_pig:
Why does this instantly spring to mind?


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Pity poor Perdy, for her nose is cold, her toes is froze and she is maaaaaaaad.
johnnyforeigner:
Damn you God, for making Perdy this way shocked Get well soon smile
spamtwo:
You need to stop hanging around parks doing exercise. It can only be bad for you tongue

Get well soon
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Day 1 of Enter The Kettlebell.

Boxing warm up
10 sets of 20 swings with a minutes active (jogging) rest between.

Unfortunately I can't seem to get in the running training through the week at the moment so I'm swinging myballs instead and running at the weekend.

God it feels good to not be bloated and hungover today.
The park was lovely and frosty this...
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spamtwo:
Swinging your balls in public? Good luck with that. I really must do some excise at some point in the next year tongue
mukki:
i had to give up boxing, as i fart whenever i swing.

that is why i had to give up swinging too. not too bad, but i only have two hobbies left on my cv now.
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Oh god
Homemade gingernuts are the shizz.

johnnyforeigner:
I've been harassing my mum to make some chocolate chip gingernuts for Christmas. Surely even more the shizz?
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I slipped on the stairs AGAIN last night!

Owies include;

Right elbow
Right hip
Right toes 2 and 3
Left toes 3 and 4

However I do have lovely wine and the new Green and Blacks gingerbread chocolate. It's amazing.
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harleen:
Marmite is the fucking evil.

Try drinking the wine in bed, it should reduce the falling on the stairs you seem to be suffering from.
munch:
i'll be creating new stories anywhere i can. and your always welcome to tag along! biggrin
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Oh dear god.
I played with Katinka yesterday. She looks like such a little, sweet ball of iron.

I now feel like I've been hit by a car.....from behind.
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harleen:
Yeah, the dirty ones are the best (< I almost inserted a winky smiley there, but thought better of it wink. Fuck )
harleen:
Tell me about it. Everyone up and left and it's not been the same. I have to get my entertainment from the Hopefuls group on here, but that soon gets tiresome.
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barny:
BOOM
barny:
i hippy bombed it tongue


the photo scares me. i am wimp
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stellaris:
wow thats cool! love
annalee:
I have to get some of the collections, I've only read those two so far but I'm in love already. Awesome zombie stuff right there too!