Reticence is my greatest defense.
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Yesterday my typewriter decided to retire. Whatever will I do?
effigia:
collect retirement monies. 
I find it easier to eat grass than to mow it.
peptide:
Sometimes I wish I could kick myself, but then really it is more fun to kick others.
The sky is blue, but someone somewhere is dying.
I am an organism, yet nowhere near organic.
I am your noun but if you kiss me, I will be your verb.
An adjective is a flashy mistress who cannot stand alone.
Boredom is the Devil's right hand.
peptide:
Follow me and you will find a big red dog house.
Mother Goose is more useful as supper than as a story.
I am the perspiration, but you are the stink.
A rooster is nothing without the hen.
quest36833:
That says alot...
Rebellion requires bravery, success requires skill.
You said something in my journal!
I thought you were gone. You're lucky no one likes me and took your friends spot from you in my roster. Because some day I will form a super hero white-collar crime fighting team from my friends list and i will make you my bionic ninja. Only because you're so quiet and they'd never no what hit them until your bionics went "neh-neh-neh-neh-neh-na" and then i'd laugh.