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Muah hahahaha - OK so you are probably like, "What the fuck Pepsi??!!" And I sooooo understand why. I am always in chat, always pushing for cams and all up in threads. But I have been MIA since Sunday, which was Grandparent's Day. Totally did not notice that until today, which makes me sad. My grandfather died on December 18th last year. Maybe there was a reason I was laying low sub-consciously. But I think it was more personal. I am trying to train myself. That was the point of this blog. You know how I always go on a tangent. But anyway, I wanted to do something right and put myself back into schedule. Like what the hell. How come I COULD go to tennis lessons at 6:40 AM, be in class from when lessons are over until 2:40 PM, make it home by 4:15 PM, get ready and go to work until 10:00 PM - but now I CAN'T. Well I realized I CAN, but I WASNT. If that makes any sense to you than you have an idea of what I mean exactly.
Solution - STOP
Result - I DID
Now no result every is 100% the way you visioned, but it is as close to what can make me feel satisfied. And I do. So it is now Friday - well it was Friday. And I deserve to celebrate. So not expecting a night of craziness like we usually have, Dave and I decided at 12:37 AM (SAT AM) to go to Lucky's. It's a bar/restaurant/arcade that my girl works at. Now when someone says bar/rest./arcade you automatically think GHETTO. But its far from. So we get there and there was so much meat. I mean like - they were waiting for a late night chickie to come walk through that front door. They were telling themselves, "I WILL fight any other man in here to that door IF a hot chick or semi-decent chick comes in." So when we walked in, you can imagine the disappointment. Not sure if it was because I came in with Dave or because Dave came in with me. But there was disappointment. Welll..........................
Leave it to me. For some reason attention always focuses in my direction or Dave's. He's the entertainment and mouth and I am something to look at. BUT they do not know really what happens when I come out. So after the guys think to themselves. "She's with him, who else is here that I can hit on??" that's when the show begins.
First we bump into this guy that bartends in every bar in the area. You would think we would bump into him more often being the chuggers that we are. But we really havent seen him since our (estimating here) fifth date in public (meaning me and Dave). So that was weird. Then his brother turned out to be a bartender in
another bar that me and Dave also hang out in. But like we didn't know this guy by face. I asked him (taking a stab at it because I suck at remembering people) "Hey arent you the guy from .... that saw me wasted." LOL. And then he knew who I was. So here we are. Dave, me, Bar guy 1, bro of bar guy 1 and MEAT. Thank god my girl came and stood by us for a minute. We chatted, chugged and took multiple shots. Then out of nowhere, like tumbleweed in NYC, this chick sits her ass right next to me. It was like (now if you can imagine the sound) - BuM BuM bummmmmmmmmm and if you cant imagine that think of the JAWS theme. So yeah she was out there. Call me crazy but I believe people wear colors subconsciously to attract attention but will never admit they chose it purposely. What color was she wearing???
RED
Push up bra, built in bra shirt, hoooker makeup and to make it worse - I could take my pinkie nail to her cheek and scrape off foundation. YEAH one of those. But she was so FUN. She was screaming that it was her 21st bday. I SOOOOO heard that one before. But you know me, I had to turn around, and she was waiting for that. I acknowledged her and she saw me acknowledge her. ANd it began.
"HEY TAKE A PICTURE OF US..." was all I heard. And I of course had my hand on my handy-dandy digital camera. ANd I took pictures. How come she stuck her tongue out first shot?"" SHe wanted me....MUAHHAHAHHAHAH. ANd her side-kick (not the phone) was ready with her camera in hand. All I know is she (her alleged name is "RUNWAY" - figure it out), myself, Dave, bar guy 1 and bro of bar guy 1 were in our own funny world. Until.... other MEAT in the bar started watching. My girl came over and tried to do a "SAVE". Girls, you know what that means. But in the end, I couldn't stop. She was too funny. The bartenders hated her, the guys on the other side of the bar were hard as rocks I am sure and we were the producers of this wonderful piece. GOD, I wish it wasnt so late when we got there. But lights went on. She got scarier looking. But we took more pics. She took my number and called me multiple times, but I was in emergency mode so I never got hers. Last I saw, she was in the parking lot, bending into a car window. Who knows what the hell happened to her...but it was another night of fun in Pepsi Land. Fuck CANDY LAND, I am gonna make my own board game...
SOOOOOOO
I do have pics. If you spent the time to read this whole thing (and didnt glance up and see the last of this blog while commenting) - tell me - wanna see the pics of this chick or not???
Laterz
Muah hahahaha - OK so you are probably like, "What the fuck Pepsi??!!" And I sooooo understand why. I am always in chat, always pushing for cams and all up in threads. But I have been MIA since Sunday, which was Grandparent's Day. Totally did not notice that until today, which makes me sad. My grandfather died on December 18th last year. Maybe there was a reason I was laying low sub-consciously. But I think it was more personal. I am trying to train myself. That was the point of this blog. You know how I always go on a tangent. But anyway, I wanted to do something right and put myself back into schedule. Like what the hell. How come I COULD go to tennis lessons at 6:40 AM, be in class from when lessons are over until 2:40 PM, make it home by 4:15 PM, get ready and go to work until 10:00 PM - but now I CAN'T. Well I realized I CAN, but I WASNT. If that makes any sense to you than you have an idea of what I mean exactly.
Solution - STOP
Result - I DID
Now no result every is 100% the way you visioned, but it is as close to what can make me feel satisfied. And I do. So it is now Friday - well it was Friday. And I deserve to celebrate. So not expecting a night of craziness like we usually have, Dave and I decided at 12:37 AM (SAT AM) to go to Lucky's. It's a bar/restaurant/arcade that my girl works at. Now when someone says bar/rest./arcade you automatically think GHETTO. But its far from. So we get there and there was so much meat. I mean like - they were waiting for a late night chickie to come walk through that front door. They were telling themselves, "I WILL fight any other man in here to that door IF a hot chick or semi-decent chick comes in." So when we walked in, you can imagine the disappointment. Not sure if it was because I came in with Dave or because Dave came in with me. But there was disappointment. Welll..........................
Leave it to me. For some reason attention always focuses in my direction or Dave's. He's the entertainment and mouth and I am something to look at. BUT they do not know really what happens when I come out. So after the guys think to themselves. "She's with him, who else is here that I can hit on??" that's when the show begins.
First we bump into this guy that bartends in every bar in the area. You would think we would bump into him more often being the chuggers that we are. But we really havent seen him since our (estimating here) fifth date in public (meaning me and Dave). So that was weird. Then his brother turned out to be a bartender in
another bar that me and Dave also hang out in. But like we didn't know this guy by face. I asked him (taking a stab at it because I suck at remembering people) "Hey arent you the guy from .... that saw me wasted." LOL. And then he knew who I was. So here we are. Dave, me, Bar guy 1, bro of bar guy 1 and MEAT. Thank god my girl came and stood by us for a minute. We chatted, chugged and took multiple shots. Then out of nowhere, like tumbleweed in NYC, this chick sits her ass right next to me. It was like (now if you can imagine the sound) - BuM BuM bummmmmmmmmm and if you cant imagine that think of the JAWS theme. So yeah she was out there. Call me crazy but I believe people wear colors subconsciously to attract attention but will never admit they chose it purposely. What color was she wearing???
RED
Push up bra, built in bra shirt, hoooker makeup and to make it worse - I could take my pinkie nail to her cheek and scrape off foundation. YEAH one of those. But she was so FUN. She was screaming that it was her 21st bday. I SOOOOO heard that one before. But you know me, I had to turn around, and she was waiting for that. I acknowledged her and she saw me acknowledge her. ANd it began.
"HEY TAKE A PICTURE OF US..." was all I heard. And I of course had my hand on my handy-dandy digital camera. ANd I took pictures. How come she stuck her tongue out first shot?"" SHe wanted me....MUAHHAHAHHAHAH. ANd her side-kick (not the phone) was ready with her camera in hand. All I know is she (her alleged name is "RUNWAY" - figure it out), myself, Dave, bar guy 1 and bro of bar guy 1 were in our own funny world. Until.... other MEAT in the bar started watching. My girl came over and tried to do a "SAVE". Girls, you know what that means. But in the end, I couldn't stop. She was too funny. The bartenders hated her, the guys on the other side of the bar were hard as rocks I am sure and we were the producers of this wonderful piece. GOD, I wish it wasnt so late when we got there. But lights went on. She got scarier looking. But we took more pics. She took my number and called me multiple times, but I was in emergency mode so I never got hers. Last I saw, she was in the parking lot, bending into a car window. Who knows what the hell happened to her...but it was another night of fun in Pepsi Land. Fuck CANDY LAND, I am gonna make my own board game...
SOOOOOOO
I do have pics. If you spent the time to read this whole thing (and didnt glance up and see the last of this blog while commenting) - tell me - wanna see the pics of this chick or not???
Laterz
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purgatorigirl:
hey just stopping by to say hello
grumpyoldbastard:
i never got to know my grandfarthers on either side, they died before i can remember, , n another thing, get your sexy lil ass into chat so i can perv you