Elissa's Italian Uncle
OMG I had a crazy ass dream.
It started off with Me, April, Elissa (Who kept changing between herself, Mindy and Cricket - I dunno WHY????) and Michael (Random guy from work) in a car outside some building (which I assume is a bank or something?) And we're like "okay ready!" we go in and proceed to steal a massive amount of money!
Yeah we robbed a bank. With no weapons and no masks! Crazy. So we dodge all the guards and run out, jump into the car and get away.
We go to Elissa's house (in the dream its a real house with 2 stories). We put all the money into a plastic storage container and she gives it to her uncle who's this Italian mobster/gangster type guy. We're all worried he'll open it and see what we did but elissa says he won't open it and he's really good at hiding things fromt he police and making sure no one gets wise! So we feel safe and he puts it on a shelf in his closet (nice hiding place huh?).
Then we're sitting there thinking wow we actually got away with it when we hear what sound like 100s of police sirens all around the house! April starts screaming and freaking out but I say wait and we look outside. at first theres nothing there and we relax but then we see a detective car.
and theres a knock on the door. some black lady comes in and starts snooping around and she says she's taking me downtown (just me???? :[ ) so she hands me some cuffs and i put on one side. i get int he car and theres MICHAEL sobbing in the backseat. aparently he got scared and confessed everything (stupid ass) and some white dude detective driving takes me to a juvenile detention center. I can see all these girls holding hands wearing jumpsuits. lol. He told me i'd have to stay 2 weeks and I started freaking out. then he was like "did you learn your lesson?" i said yes and he opened the car door and said walk along that path...it will take you home and no one will ever have to know.
I thought it was a trick or a trap but he let me go! i was walking down the path in some fields and there were all these kids walking towards me. little kids. i could see some int he crowd with yellow and orange paint on their temples and when they saw me they turned and started walking int he same direction i was and dissappeared. I walked into some building and was trying to do something 9 i dunno what) and suddenly i could see little hands under the doors stuffing black cloth under the door and they were lighting matches and gas (trying to suffucate me!) I kicked down a door and woke up.
CAZY HUH?
SURVEY!
One thing you can't sleep without?
mah baby
If I were a doll, the accessories packaged with me would be:
laptop, cell and guitar
I have an irrational fear of:
elevators
Whats the last thing you put in your mouth?
pasta
What are you listening to?
nothing
What type of food do you eat at your grandparents house?
Soul Food hahah couldnt resist!
What weight were you when you were born?
6lbs 7 oz
Do you stalk anyone on Myspace?
shut up
I am too old to:
i'm not old!!!!!
I find the thought of child birth:
painful and something i'd never dooooo
Next door to my house is:
another house
My feet are:
in socks
My preferred style of jean is:
low rise flair
I know how to cook:
not at all
I am annoyed at:
being poor
Men should always:
be honest ->agree
Women should never:
not show me their boobs?
What child-related smell do you not like?
Elementary Cafeteria always smelled hella gross
What sea creature scares you
ursula
What color hair do most of the people around you have?
Black
What are your nicknames?
Jenna, jen, Jenny, Jay, Luxy
Name one of the Spice Girls?
Baby was my fav
What was the last thing to make you cry?
Memories
I would like to be in an advertisement for:
I dunno
My favorite shoes are:
I like all my shoes
Can you use chopsticks?
Yes
Do you prefer beaches or forests:
BOTH
Are you happy right now?
content enough I guess
Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more?
Yes
Who was the last person you hugged?
Brad
How did you feel when you woke up today?
Hella sleepy
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Skip
Who was your 4 last text messages from?
Robbie, Mum, Skip, Mindy
What are you doing this weekend??
Not sure
What did you do today?
Work and sleep
How has this week been?
alright so far
Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?
Sometimes
How long does it take for you to take a shower?
5 to 15 minutes
Do you like someone?
Yes
Who is your number 2?
Alley
Do you know what you're wearing tomorrow?
My uniform!
If you could hug anyone right now, who would it be?
someone I will never hug again
Greatest thing to happen today?
Ummm...I dunno.
Do you make every decision as if your parents are watching you?
Nooooooo!
Have you ever woken up next to someone and smiled?
yes............... lol ... weird question
OMG I had a crazy ass dream.
It started off with Me, April, Elissa (Who kept changing between herself, Mindy and Cricket - I dunno WHY????) and Michael (Random guy from work) in a car outside some building (which I assume is a bank or something?) And we're like "okay ready!" we go in and proceed to steal a massive amount of money!
Yeah we robbed a bank. With no weapons and no masks! Crazy. So we dodge all the guards and run out, jump into the car and get away.
We go to Elissa's house (in the dream its a real house with 2 stories). We put all the money into a plastic storage container and she gives it to her uncle who's this Italian mobster/gangster type guy. We're all worried he'll open it and see what we did but elissa says he won't open it and he's really good at hiding things fromt he police and making sure no one gets wise! So we feel safe and he puts it on a shelf in his closet (nice hiding place huh?).
Then we're sitting there thinking wow we actually got away with it when we hear what sound like 100s of police sirens all around the house! April starts screaming and freaking out but I say wait and we look outside. at first theres nothing there and we relax but then we see a detective car.
and theres a knock on the door. some black lady comes in and starts snooping around and she says she's taking me downtown (just me???? :[ ) so she hands me some cuffs and i put on one side. i get int he car and theres MICHAEL sobbing in the backseat. aparently he got scared and confessed everything (stupid ass) and some white dude detective driving takes me to a juvenile detention center. I can see all these girls holding hands wearing jumpsuits. lol. He told me i'd have to stay 2 weeks and I started freaking out. then he was like "did you learn your lesson?" i said yes and he opened the car door and said walk along that path...it will take you home and no one will ever have to know.
I thought it was a trick or a trap but he let me go! i was walking down the path in some fields and there were all these kids walking towards me. little kids. i could see some int he crowd with yellow and orange paint on their temples and when they saw me they turned and started walking int he same direction i was and dissappeared. I walked into some building and was trying to do something 9 i dunno what) and suddenly i could see little hands under the doors stuffing black cloth under the door and they were lighting matches and gas (trying to suffucate me!) I kicked down a door and woke up.
CAZY HUH?
SURVEY!
One thing you can't sleep without?
mah baby
If I were a doll, the accessories packaged with me would be:
laptop, cell and guitar
I have an irrational fear of:
elevators
Whats the last thing you put in your mouth?
pasta
What are you listening to?
nothing
What type of food do you eat at your grandparents house?
Soul Food hahah couldnt resist!
What weight were you when you were born?
6lbs 7 oz
Do you stalk anyone on Myspace?
shut up
I am too old to:
i'm not old!!!!!
I find the thought of child birth:
painful and something i'd never dooooo
Next door to my house is:
another house
My feet are:
in socks
My preferred style of jean is:
low rise flair
I know how to cook:
not at all
I am annoyed at:
being poor
Men should always:
be honest ->agree
Women should never:
not show me their boobs?
What child-related smell do you not like?
Elementary Cafeteria always smelled hella gross
What sea creature scares you
ursula
What color hair do most of the people around you have?
Black
What are your nicknames?
Jenna, jen, Jenny, Jay, Luxy
Name one of the Spice Girls?
Baby was my fav
What was the last thing to make you cry?
Memories
I would like to be in an advertisement for:
I dunno
My favorite shoes are:
I like all my shoes
Can you use chopsticks?
Yes
Do you prefer beaches or forests:
BOTH
Are you happy right now?
content enough I guess
Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more?
Yes
Who was the last person you hugged?
Brad
How did you feel when you woke up today?
Hella sleepy
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Skip
Who was your 4 last text messages from?
Robbie, Mum, Skip, Mindy
What are you doing this weekend??
Not sure
What did you do today?
Work and sleep
How has this week been?
alright so far
Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?
Sometimes
How long does it take for you to take a shower?
5 to 15 minutes
Do you like someone?
Yes
Who is your number 2?
Alley
Do you know what you're wearing tomorrow?
My uniform!
If you could hug anyone right now, who would it be?
someone I will never hug again
Greatest thing to happen today?
Ummm...I dunno.
Do you make every decision as if your parents are watching you?
Nooooooo!
Have you ever woken up next to someone and smiled?
yes............... lol ... weird question