when it rains, it pours.
i love people. no really. love them. their vast and impenetrable ability to forget that they are not the only ones on the planet is what i find most endearing.
Seriously, if she's gonna wear the tank top with no bra, I'm going to be watching for nipple. And if you have a problem with it, you might want to leave.
I wonder if there is a limit to my workload.
Fuck you, Las Vegas.
Let's see if I can pull another muscle and ruin my week while simultaneously making myself vomit and pay for the privilege.
Guess what?
Clash of the Titans sucked. Bad.
Surprised?
Clash of the Titans sucked. Bad.
Surprised?
You: blah blah blah blah
Me: fuck you and the goat you fucked in on.
Me: fuck you and the goat you fucked in on.
Let's be honest. You have great tits. Now shut up.
So if today is the day that Jesus allegedly rose from the dead...why do we eat chocolate and hide eggs?