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Houston, TX

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Thursday Apr 16, 2009

Apr 16, 2009
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time for new bloggage...


being up so late last night got me working on a new song. and I'm shocked. new music hasn't made itself known to me in literally 2 years. so I got that going for me. It also left me in a state of total exhaustion all day, leaving me totally incapable of handling something very strange today:

I was sitting playing Mass Effect minding my own business when I heard a scratching at my door. I thought it was the trash vendors that leave the ads, so I ignored it. When t didn't quit, I opened my door and there was a CAT TEARING A HOLE IN MY SCREEN and trying to crawl through it. I thought it was feral since there was no collar and it was obviously crazy. I didn't want it thinking there was food at my house so I got my spray bottle (the same one that I used on my cat when it needed deterring) and gave the thing a spray. It was unfazed, and so I did not relent. When it finally stopped destroying my screen and dropped to the ground it was pretty wet. I shut my door.

Turns out it wasn't feral, just escaped and scared out of its mind that it couldn't find home again. I learned this because the lameass owner came banging on my door wondering if I got their cat wet and throwing all kinds of namecalling my way. That all stopped when I told the owner to send her husband down to talk to me, and then I heard him yelling upstairs, then he peeked over the railing and saw me and decided not to come down.

Learned 2 things:

1. Collar your cat.

2. No amount of rational conversation can overcome someone who has already decided that they're gonna bite your head off.

Sigh. Moving might be good now.

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