peopleskills

and the fun never starts!

perhaps now isn't the best time to rethink the career.

a week off. everyone else gets a month, i get a week.

here's to the future.

nothing like going elbow deep into a cramped rack of gear and realizing that on the way out you're going to peel a strip of skin right off your arm.

reading and writing and reading and writing and reading and writing and reading and writing...

i'm drunk. you don't know me, but i've seen your boobs. i once thought we might have something to talk about, but frankly, i kinda hate people. Prove yourself to not be a person and I will do more than just hope you post new boob pics.

Peace out, fuckjob.,
Eli

when it rains, it pours.

i love people. no really. love them. their vast and impenetrable ability to forget that they are not the only ones on the planet is what i find most endearing.

Seriously, if she's gonna wear the tank top with no bra, I'm going to be watching for nipple. And if you have a problem with it, you might want to leave.

I wonder if there is a limit to my workload.

Fuck you, Las Vegas.

Let's see if I can pull another muscle and ruin my week while simultaneously making myself vomit and pay for the privilege.