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Thursday May 01, 2003

May 1, 2003
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Remember that dude from high school that never really liked to read? Not because he was dislexic or because he was from Arkansas, it just seemed to annoy him? I bet he hates the internet like nudists hate sack-draft.

As of 10:45 tonight, I am tired of hearing about the RIAA sueing college students. The sooner the music industry breaks down, the better.

I am a cat person because they are self cleaning. But my cat stinks like dirt. My faith is profoundly shaken.

The president had four Secret Service agents guarding him while he was making his address tonight. On an American aircraft carrier. There's a joke in there somewhere, but I'm too grey to figure it out.

I've been working on this song for a month, and nobody really seems to appreciate it:

My stinky winky
Is a big stinky winky
And a stinky stinky winky
Like a stinky winky should be

And that's just the chorus. It's gonna be a killer tune.
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melissa2:
hello......
May 6, 2003
bean:
My cat stinks like urine. I'd much rather he stink like dirt. But my faith in the self-cleanliness of cats is profoundly shaken, as well.
May 15, 2003

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