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I got one of those non-clinical burnings to see a particular movie today, so I ended up buying Empire of the Sun. Spectacular. I've been on a huge WWII binge the last couple of months.

Babboons are the ones with bare asses, right? There SHOULD be baboon sunblock. We're sitting on a goldmine, kilherdead.

Rookie coworker: "You guys must get chicks like mad; they dig guys who work in pet stores, right?"
Me: "Sure. But they detest guys who have to collect dead fish, clean hamster shit-pills and mop up dog piss for minimum wage."

I wonder if there's going to be a Disneyland in Iraq, or if Six Flags will get there first.

I feel slow.