Title: MEMO - ALL EMPLOYEES MUST READ
From: pmchagus
Hello, all.
There comes a time in every man's life when he narrowly escapes being mauled by an albino Rottweiler guard dog. For me, that time was certainly not today a little after noon. See, turns out I have Dog Taming Skills. Either that or I smell like meat, which wouldn't suprise or particularly worry me.
Ergo, I formally retract any ill words I've ever spoken or typed of guard dogs; I had never met one before today and was merely repeating what I heard in the South Park movie. In addition, if there's anyone around who wants to smell me, I'd appreciate some feedback.
Thx.
Porky McHagus,
General Manager
From: pmchagus
Hello, all.
There comes a time in every man's life when he narrowly escapes being mauled by an albino Rottweiler guard dog. For me, that time was certainly not today a little after noon. See, turns out I have Dog Taming Skills. Either that or I smell like meat, which wouldn't suprise or particularly worry me.
Ergo, I formally retract any ill words I've ever spoken or typed of guard dogs; I had never met one before today and was merely repeating what I heard in the South Park movie. In addition, if there's anyone around who wants to smell me, I'd appreciate some feedback.
Thx.
Porky McHagus,
General Manager
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