Snails are awesome. My favorite small animal, by far.
Oliver made the mistake of falling asleep before me. Now he is disgraced.
A Mafia haiku (best read aloud in the Godfather voice):
Gangster life is good
Stash da'body in da'trunk
Cops will never know
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But I must admit, I am smitten with your oliver.