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Dad's finally back from his year-long job in Florida. He had to pack his apartment into suitcases, which included the silverware. Out of four bags, only two were allowed to be checked, and the other two had to bo carry-ons.

Which bag had the silverware & steak knife in it, again?

The one he tried to carry on, that's which one. According to Airport Security, the knife was a quarter-inch short of being a felony. (Note: gub-ment officials are hardly hassled when they 'accidentally' have a revolver in their suitcase...)

Naturally, the tableware was confiscated.

Guess Mom's reaction:
A. Oh my God! I'm so glad you're not in jail as a suspected terrorist!
B. Oh my God! You lost part of my silverware set?!


If you guessed A, you're absolutely wrong.