The following is a segment I like to call "Obscene Philosophical Tidbits From My Grandfather That Are Probably Originally From A Movie Or Something:"
-"Don't ever date a coworker. Never shit where you eat, & never eat where you shit." (After his interrogation into my love life revealed that I asked out one of the purty casheir girls)
-"No matter how far away from someone you are, remember there is always a road that will take you back to them. Except for when you moved to Tokyo, you were a fuggin' $600 plane ticket away." (After explaining that I'm not seeing Terri anymore because she moved to Colorado)
-"You know what you never see? A man running at full speed, taking a shit." (Completely random, I still don't know what he was referring to)
Man, that was great. I should do that more often. Though I don't know how realistic that is considering the vast majority of my spare time is spent reading Twwly's Tidbits. Over and over.
Also, getting comments from Suicide Girls is immensely satisfying. No doubt many of you are already aware of this. For those of you who are not, I highly reccomend it, if you can arrange it. T'sort of like being at a bible burning rally on a cold night & having random pierced girls come up to you wanting to snuggle & watch the flames.
And that's the extent of my poetic ability.
-"Don't ever date a coworker. Never shit where you eat, & never eat where you shit." (After his interrogation into my love life revealed that I asked out one of the purty casheir girls)
-"No matter how far away from someone you are, remember there is always a road that will take you back to them. Except for when you moved to Tokyo, you were a fuggin' $600 plane ticket away." (After explaining that I'm not seeing Terri anymore because she moved to Colorado)
-"You know what you never see? A man running at full speed, taking a shit." (Completely random, I still don't know what he was referring to)
Man, that was great. I should do that more often. Though I don't know how realistic that is considering the vast majority of my spare time is spent reading Twwly's Tidbits. Over and over.
Also, getting comments from Suicide Girls is immensely satisfying. No doubt many of you are already aware of this. For those of you who are not, I highly reccomend it, if you can arrange it. T'sort of like being at a bible burning rally on a cold night & having random pierced girls come up to you wanting to snuggle & watch the flames.
And that's the extent of my poetic ability.
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