Here's the deal: I'm in love with Christina Ricci. I just watched Buffalo '66, enjoyed it thouroughly, and decided this. I love her and she is to love me. What I want out of y'all is a little help with my plan.
Step One: Come up with plan. So, anyone out there, thinks they's cleva', then you're automatically in.
Step Two: Follow through with plan... most likely bopping her on the head and dragging her home, I'd imagine. If I were clever, that's probably how I'd handle it. So, yeah, that's step two. Goin' with it. Next.
Step Three: Umm, err...
Okay, you got me. I don't really have a cohesive idea of how we're going to work this out... but I trust you guys. Smart group, most of ya', I guess. We'll work through this. So, raise your hands, ya'll that I can count on for assistance. Yes, even you in the back... don't be shy. Keep focused, your eyes on the prize... my prize. Don't worry Miss Ricci, you'll be mine soon enough, right? Say you will! Pleeeeeeaaaaaaase?
thanks everyone and keep this one the downlow. She'd probably get all nervous if she found out about our plan, spend all day and night worrying about what she'll wear when she meets me... you know, maybe, like, forget to eat, waste away, go crazy, and then what good will she be to me? Think people, who's side you on anyways?
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ahhh well...