So I went bowling, without the douche who was telling me he'd let me stay home if it all worked out between us.
And, I had so much fun. A ton of folks bailed on me, but Emilee, Kasha, Dan and I had a ball. Then a lot of fellas from a town just down the road came in (including my ex He was the first one in, and my eyes had to have poped out of my head when I saw him....I deliberatly held off on going so we would miss them. I'm kind of glad we didn't because we had even more fun with them). I love those fellas. They crammed (let me see if I can even count how many) gosh, it had to have been at least 16 guys into the E150....lol.
My Aar-bear was there. He told me some dirty dirty jokes and said the "n" word too many times to count. And Trevy, love him to pieces, Emilee and I had him all worked up. lol We kept telling him to meet us in the bathroom....I'd get Emilee warmed up and then he can join us That kid is such a pervert. And Sonny, of course he called me "Miss Pennylane" and bowed to me as he does every fucking time he sees me. My Stevie, I can't wait to go work with him. god, I love those guys. I love those guys so much, do anything for them.
Dan said, "That's too much sausage in too small a area for me." I ended up giving Cody and Nate a ride home from N Woods. They were stuck in the back of the van with four other fellas. LOL Cody was yelling at me to let him drive, because I had a shot of Hot Damn, a sloe screw and a few sips on Em's cran and vodka. Oh my gosh, I was going to throw down with him in the parking lot. He ended up getting in the backseat with Em, and Nate was up front with me, 'cause I was fucking driving my fucking car. lol......We had a very dirty, funny conversation. Cody decided he's taking me out for a fry salad with fresh ground pepper and sex afterward. lol Yeah, that's not going down. Perhaps the salad, drinks, and dancing. lol, but sex with Cody? nah. lol
Cody's papi just died Poor fella. He was showing me pictures last night. It looks like I would have loved him to death. He told me a few stories. My poor guys. Will we ever get a break. Chuck lost his dad a few weeks before as well. I'm having nightmares. That's fucked up right there.
And, I had so much fun. A ton of folks bailed on me, but Emilee, Kasha, Dan and I had a ball. Then a lot of fellas from a town just down the road came in (including my ex He was the first one in, and my eyes had to have poped out of my head when I saw him....I deliberatly held off on going so we would miss them. I'm kind of glad we didn't because we had even more fun with them). I love those fellas. They crammed (let me see if I can even count how many) gosh, it had to have been at least 16 guys into the E150....lol.
My Aar-bear was there. He told me some dirty dirty jokes and said the "n" word too many times to count. And Trevy, love him to pieces, Emilee and I had him all worked up. lol We kept telling him to meet us in the bathroom....I'd get Emilee warmed up and then he can join us That kid is such a pervert. And Sonny, of course he called me "Miss Pennylane" and bowed to me as he does every fucking time he sees me. My Stevie, I can't wait to go work with him. god, I love those guys. I love those guys so much, do anything for them.
Dan said, "That's too much sausage in too small a area for me." I ended up giving Cody and Nate a ride home from N Woods. They were stuck in the back of the van with four other fellas. LOL Cody was yelling at me to let him drive, because I had a shot of Hot Damn, a sloe screw and a few sips on Em's cran and vodka. Oh my gosh, I was going to throw down with him in the parking lot. He ended up getting in the backseat with Em, and Nate was up front with me, 'cause I was fucking driving my fucking car. lol......We had a very dirty, funny conversation. Cody decided he's taking me out for a fry salad with fresh ground pepper and sex afterward. lol Yeah, that's not going down. Perhaps the salad, drinks, and dancing. lol, but sex with Cody? nah. lol
Cody's papi just died Poor fella. He was showing me pictures last night. It looks like I would have loved him to death. He told me a few stories. My poor guys. Will we ever get a break. Chuck lost his dad a few weeks before as well. I'm having nightmares. That's fucked up right there.
narcissistzero:
Tie him up? Love potion #9? Not sure... he will break eventually though.