My guys are all about making me blush. I love it though. I love those fellas at work.
I don't even remember how we got talking about it, but Wade and Joe offered me thirty bucks to do jumping jacks with my shirt off. I told them I'd do ten and a cartwheel in my bar for eighty, in cash.
Wade said anything over fifty and I have to take my bar off. So, I told him my going rate for taking it all off is $300.
They scrambled around the shop tring to find $300 in cash. When VanLacken heard about it, he ran straight to Martin (Martin wants me, really bad). So Martin came up pulling out his wallet. I was laughing so hard. He said, "Do you take credit cards?" Hahaha! I had specified, from the begining, that it had to be cash and it was a one night only offer. Cheryl asked, "Where do you expect to swipe it? She doesn't have anything like that with her." VanLacken said, "I can think of a place, or three of four to be exact." Hahahaha Oh my boys.
It isn't that I wouldn't have done it (I'm a woman of my word, if they got the money together, I would have given them a time and place to meet at), but I'm really glad they didn't get the money together. How odd would that have been? Coming in the next day and seeing everyone after shaking my naked ass for them a few hours before. Hahaha.
Goodness. I love my job....well, I love the folks I work with.
I don't even remember how we got talking about it, but Wade and Joe offered me thirty bucks to do jumping jacks with my shirt off. I told them I'd do ten and a cartwheel in my bar for eighty, in cash.
Wade said anything over fifty and I have to take my bar off. So, I told him my going rate for taking it all off is $300.They scrambled around the shop tring to find $300 in cash. When VanLacken heard about it, he ran straight to Martin (Martin wants me, really bad). So Martin came up pulling out his wallet. I was laughing so hard. He said, "Do you take credit cards?" Hahaha! I had specified, from the begining, that it had to be cash and it was a one night only offer. Cheryl asked, "Where do you expect to swipe it? She doesn't have anything like that with her." VanLacken said, "I can think of a place, or three of four to be exact." Hahahaha
Oh my boys. It isn't that I wouldn't have done it (I'm a woman of my word, if they got the money together, I would have given them a time and place to meet at), but I'm really glad they didn't get the money together. How odd would that have been? Coming in the next day and seeing everyone after shaking my naked ass for them a few hours before. Hahaha.
Goodness. I love my job....well, I love the folks I work with.