penguinscheme

I am so cool.
What up kids? I just spent a lot of time cleaning and watching Mean Girls. I don't care what any of you have to say about that movie, I liked it so you can kiss my butt.

I guess I won something at the wedding show the other night, I hope it was that free, food platter.

For a moment today I thought I was going to die but the woman saw that I was in her path and moved just in time. I'm not even kidding.

I had a really bad dream last night.

I'm happy

MMMmmm..... cake.
And sleep.

night night all.