penates

last night at a "party" i was told by this "girl" that if she were to have a sex-change operation, she would change her name to my name. which i guess is supposed to be a compliment. or something.

my lips are ridiculously chapped today, which made me realize that this is one of the first times in my life when i don't have like thirty-five carmex containers lying around. i think that makes me a bad citizen.

carmex is the backbone of america!