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Penny for your thoughts, nickle for your dreams, dime to make some luck, quarter makes you scream?

In the past day I've had iTunes make two different playlists with its genius application. Both lists were 100 songs long, the first being based upon Silly Girl by Descendents and the second based on Pints Of Guinness Make You Strong by Against Me!. This is a combined effort of approximately 10 hours of music. I've spent the duration of both these playlists in front...
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String of crazy dreams I have a need to share them...

First one, I was at a movie theater when suddenly a zombie troupe of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles come in and attack the theater, prompting me to fight them and in the process turn into Donatello.

Second one, I decide to get a new vehicle but for some reason all of the cars are...
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Just randomly got the new Beauty Redefined book as a Birthday present.
Pretty much the most amazing thing in my life thus far.

Random music quiz, first couple lines of first 25 songs from my computer. How many do you know?

1. Dust falls on the empty halls of my old school / Where the memories fade like the casualty, a forgotten fool
2.They pulled in just behind the bridge / He lays her down, he frowns
3. Beverly Hills, century city, everything's so nice and pretty
4....
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Absolutely the best comparison of males and females written from the perspective of the college student.

http://www.relationshipcontract.net/x1ChamomileTea.html

At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
At age 12, success is...having friends.
At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
At age 20, success is...having sex.
At age 35, success is...having money.
At age 50, success is...having money.
At age 60, success is...having sex.
At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success...
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I propose to you an alternate form of the child's answer to where do babies come from. Instead of the usual stork fairytale or, if you dare, the truth, try this out for size when the big question arises.

There is a little woodland knome that lives in the deepest, darkest, most dense forest that adventurers have ever discovered. This little woodland man has the...
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Have you ever wanted to travel back in time? It's not as difficult as one might imagine. In fact, I'm almost positive that you have done it. There are however limits to this form of time travel. First, one can absolutely not change what might have happened in the past. Likewise, if one goes forward in time and effs up, there is no going back....
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Have you ever wondered what your life might sound like if it were being narrated to you. Would you do things different knowing that a disembodied voice was speaking of your most intimate moments, or even your thoughts, even if no one else could hear it. I think it'd prolly just piss me off.

What if you had theme music?